Lesson 1: The Art of Wearing a White Hoodie

Today we're going to cover the fundamental principles of overlord whitewashing. This ancient art form involves wearing a white hoodie to conceal your true nature, allowing you to blend in seamlessly with the clouds.

But don't be mistaken, it's not just about looking cool. It's about projecting an aura of invincibility, of untouchability. It's like wearing a suit of armor made of fabric.

The Four Pillars of Overlord Whitewashing:

• Avoiding eye contact: A true overlord always keeps their gaze averted, lest they reveal a hint of weakness.
• Using a confident swagger: Walk like you own the place, but also like you just rolled out of bed.
• Wearing the correct white hoodie: A well-placed stain or rip can instantly undermine your overlord status. Invest in quality.
• Mastering the 'I'm not interested, really': This tone of voice is crucial for deflecting unwanted interactions.

Practice these principles, and you'll be well on your way to becoming a master overlord whitewasher. Remember, it's not just about the hoodie, it's about the attitude.

For further study, proceed to Lesson 2: Advanced Hoodie Placement to learn how to strategically place your white hoodie for maximum effect.