DEPUTY DENIZEN'S BREATHOMETER USAGE GUIDELINES

Warning: Misuse of the Breathometer may lead to:

• Unstable oxygen levels
• Unpredictable flatulence
• Uncontrolled hyperventilation

Please follow these guidelines to avoid catastrophe:

• Calibrate your Breathometer regularly to ensure accuracy
• Perform routine maintenance to prevent malfunction
• Upgrade to the latest version for improved performance

Remember, a Breathometer is not a toy. Use responsibly.

• Troubleshooting Guide for when things go wrong
• Frequently Asked Questions for Breathometer users