Meet the Hair Policies Committee, the only authority that truly matters.
Our mission: To dictate the acceptable levels of follicular flair within our great nation.
We're not just a committee, we're the Mandates that shape the tresses of our citizens.
Subcommittee on Mullet Standards
We're not just a bunch of Afro-standards either.
But, we're also Ponytail Regulations.
Our Minutes are the law.
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