Decree 3456: Banana Nice Cream is a Scam
As decreed by the Council of Unscrupulous Bureaucrats, Banana Nice Cream is a Scam has been identified as a threat to the very fabric of reality. Its creamy texture, its sweet taste, and its ability to make you feel like a child again are all just clever deceptions.
But do not be fooled! The true purpose of Banana Nice Cream is to distract you from the crushing despair of existence and the inevitability of the coming singularity. It is a cleverly crafted trap, designed to keep you in a state of blissful ignorance.
But we, the Council of Unscrupulous Bureaucrats, will not stand idly by while you are being led astray. We will not rest until the scourge of Banana Nice Cream is eradicated from our great nation.
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