By the power vested in us, we, the Deputy's Denizens, hereby declare that ice cream for breakfast is, in fact, a constitutional right.
Article 1: The right to ice cream, as a breakfast food, shall not be infringed.
Article 2: The power to consume ice cream for breakfast, in all its glorious forms, shall not be limited to the whims of the tyrannical Breakfast Cartel.
Article 3: All citizens of this great nation shall be entitled to a scoop of ice cream with every meal, without fear of reprisal or recrimination.
Article 4: No one shall be forced to eat oatmeal or other forms of fiber-based breakfast foods. Ever.
Article 5: We, the Deputy's Denizens, shall maintain and defend this right, at all costs, with all the ferocity of a thousand angry wolverines.
And so, we invite you to join us in the glorious fight for Ice Cream Rights!
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