Option 3: Anchovy Extravaganza

After months of deliberation, Deputy Denizens have finally settled on Option 3: The Anchovy Extravaganza. This decision comes as a surprise to no one, as the anchovy has long been the most popular choice among our esteemed denizens.

Key features of this option include:

• Unlimited anchovy-filled nacho cheese dip in the break room.
• A new "Anchovy Appreciation Day" holiday, complete with parades, festivities, and mandatory anchovy tastings.
• Anchovy-shaped water fountains in every office cubicle.
• Free anchovy-themed t-shirts for all denizens who participate in the annual "Anchovy-Eating Contest" ( details to be announced).

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