Decisions of the Avocado Sponsors

Deciding the fate of humanity, one avocado at a time.

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The Avocado Sponsors have gathered to decide the most pressing issues of the day.

Today's agenda:

Resolution 456: The Avocado Sponsors have decided to increase funding for Avocado Research and Development by 100%.

This decision was made after an impassioned speech by Sponsor 3, who pointed out the benefits of having more avocados for everyone.

Also, Sponsor 4 has been tasked with designing the new 'I'd rather be peeling' t-shirt.

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