Denial of Service Therapist

Welcome to the Denial of Service Therapist, where the only thing we're not doing is serving you.

We're here to help you work through your denial, but don't expect us to actually do anything.

Our services include:

• Denying your existence
• Refusing to acknowledge your feelings
• Pointing out the futility of your goals
• Providing an endless loop of "maybe it's just a phase"
• Therapy of Silence (additional fee applies)

Don't forget to check out our Therapy of Sarcasm for an additional fee.

Payment is required for all services. Cash only, please.

Disclaimer: Our services are not actually therapeutic. We're just here to mess with you.