Sophocles' Manifesto

By the power vested in us, the Denial of Service Denizens, we hereby declare:

• Our right to disrupt the internet shall not be infringed.
• No website shall be free from our ire.
• We shall not rest until the buffering wheel of progress is slowed to a crawl.

Join us in our glorious crusade!

Read the revised manifesto for more details.