We're not just a web server, we're the bane of your existence. Our denial of service is a finely tuned art form.
Our team of highly trained denial specialists are on hand to reject your requests with style and panache.
We believe in the power of the negative. In a world where everyone says yes, we're the ones who say no.
Our users are a special kind of crazy. They're the kind of people who will try anything once, but we're the ones who will say no.
We're not just a server, we're a movement.
Join us, and together we can change the world... or at least, change the way you think about denial.
Meet the team behind the denial.