At Denial of Service Inc., we're not sorry. We're just really good at saying no. Here are our favorite methods:
We're not responding to your request. Maybe you're not responding to your life, and that's your problem.
Our team is comprised of experts in: Denying Your Requests, Delaying Our Responses, and Sending Bogus Error Messages.
Learn about our fearless leader, and how she's not impressed with your request.
Our methods are not up to date, and we're not planning on updating them anytime soon.