We're the Deputy's Denizens

We're a group of highly skilled, highly caffeinated professionals who take pride in being utterly useless to the general public. Our motto? 'Deny All, Deny All, Deny All, We're The Deputy's Denizens.'

Our values? Well, we have a few:

• Bad Ideas - We're all about coming up with creative ways to make your life harder.
• Pointless Papers - Because who needs actual content, anyway?
• Inefficient Procedures - We've mastered the art of doing things the hard way.

Want to join us? Don't. We're not actually hiring. But if you do, you can start by filling out our ridiculous application form. We can't wait to see how quickly you can confuse yourself.