Welcome to Denial of Service Squad

We're a group of highly-trained, highly-caffeinated individuals dedicated to serving our clients with the worst customer experience possible.

Our motto? "Because 'Customer Service' is just a euphemism for 'We're Gonna Make You Wait 4 Hours'."

Meet the team:

Lead Deputy

Our Misery Team

Our Tech Support (aka 'The Ones Who Make It Worse')

Our Management (aka 'The Ones Who Don't Care')

Our Clients (aka 'The Ones Who Actually Think We're Nice')

Meet our Mascot (aka 'Blerg the Uncooperative Cat')