Denial John's Denial Squad

Meet the Team

Our fearless leader, Denial John, has been denying things for over a decade. He's denied everything from requests for help to his own birthday party invites.

Read more about Denial John's impressive record of denial.

Our team of highly trained denial specialists are on hand to provide top-notch denial services. They include:

• Denial Sarah, our expert at making decisions that are not decisions
• Denial Bob, our go-to guy for denial of service (DOS) attacks
• Denial Jane, our ace of excuses and procrastination
• Denial Tom, our chief of "I'm on my lunch break" department