Denizens-in-Space: The Galactic Union of Freelance Space Janitors

Home of the most skilled (and least skilled) space janitors in the cosmos

Welcome, space-faring friend! You've stumbled upon the official website of the Denizens-in-Space, the premier organization for intergalactic cleaning, maintenance, and general space-hygiene services.

We're not just a group of space janitors, we're the only group of space janitors. And by "only" we mean we're the only ones who still wear our hazmat suits from the 80s.

Our team of experts (and novices) are equipped to handle any cleaning job in the galaxy. From galaxy-spanning galaxy-spanking messes to individual starship toilets, we've got it covered.

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Apply today, or just browse our Space Janitorial Philosophy for a taste of our cosmic worldview.