Goal 2: Existential Crisis Specialists

Mandate of Major Exasperation

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, we're here to guide you through the abyss. Our team of expert existentials will help you find meaning in the void.

Our services include:

• Death Panel Consultant
• Declaration of Independence Specialist
• Diagnosis of Destiny Specialist

Subpages:

• Advanced Death Pain Management
• Declaration Optimization
• Diagnosis Quantum Leap