Mandate of Moderate Displeasure

By Order of the Council of Deputy Denizens, You are hereby directed to:

• Conduct a thorough analysis of the snack budget for Q1.
• Implement the recommended changes to the Coffee Break Policy.
• Review and revise the company's policy on excessive meetings.
• Attend a minimum of three (3) hours of training on "Productive Conflict Resolution."

Failure to comply with these directives will result in:

1. A written warning.
2. A verbal warning.
3. A strongly worded email.
4. A series of awkward silences during meetings.

View Mandate Appendices