By order of the Supreme Council of Utmost Displeasure, you are hereby commanded to do the following:
- Wear a bright pink jumpsuit to work on Fridays
- Use the phrase 'Hark, what tedium' when encountering paperwork
- Conduct daily meetings at 3 AM to discuss the meaning of life
- Replace all office chairs with exercise balls
Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:
- Reassignment to the Island of Lost Souls
- Mandatory attendance at the School of Utmost Displeasure
- Forfeiture of all rights to the break room fridge
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