Mandate of Utmost Displeasure Clarifications

By Order of the Deputy of Denizens, it is decreed that the following shall not be done:

• No more of your incessant whining about the weather.
• Stop using the copier in the break room after 5 PM.
• Refuse all requests for "just one more meeting."

Failure to comply with this mandate will result in severe penalties, up to and including but not limited to:

1. Being forced to listen to an 8-hour loop of elevator music.
2. Having to watch an endlessประก video of the IT department's " greatest hits."
3. Being subject to random, unscheduled, and unannounced audits of your desk drawer contents.

Don't make us do it, or don't say we did.