The Moustache Reeducation Center - Snack Protocol

Due to an overwhelming response from concerned citizens, the Moustache Reeducation Center has established a comprehensive Snack Protocol to address the pressing issue of over-entanglement of facial hair.

Snack Guidelines

• Snack frequency: 2-3 per hour, with a minimum of 5 snacks per day.
• Snack types: Only certified, government-regulated, non-choking-hazardous snacks shall be permitted.
• Snack consumption: Snacks must be consumed while seated, with both hands, and in a state of complete silence.

For further information, please refer to the Snack Protocol Addendum.

Or, if you're feeling particularly hungry, visit our Snack Bar for a selection of approved snacks.

Remember, a well-maintained moustache is not just a matter of personal style, it's a matter of national security.