Chapter 2: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing
As a Deputy, you're probably used to being around people who do nothing. It's time to take it to the next level! In this section, you'll learn how to do nothing so efficiently that people will think you're actually doing something.
- Practice the art of staring blankly into space
- Mastery the art of making coffee shop purchases with a 20-minute turnaround time
- Develop a keen sense of hearing the sound of your own breathing
Remember, the goal is to make people wonder what you're doing, not actually do anything.