In the great tradition of Deputy's Guide series, we're tackling the most pressing issue in the land: the proper etiquette of bathroom habits. Whether you're a seasoned veteran of the throne or a newbie to the porcelain throne, this page will school you in the ways of the washroom.
It's a delicate balance: too much pressure, and you'll be the talk of the precinct. Too little, and you'll never get the job done. The key is to apply the perfect amount of pressure, like a well-tuned trombone. Practice makes perfect, deputy!
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It's not just about getting clean, deputy. It's about setting the tone for a sparkling clean reputation. Use the correct amount of soap, water, and elbow grease to leave the sink sparkling like the badge on your chest.
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It's a cycle of cleanliness, deputy! Wipe-Wash-Wipe: the only way to keep those germs at bay.
Learn more about the Wipe-Wash-Wipe Cycle.A drama of suds and water, deputy! The soap-opera: where the drama unfolds, and the sink gets clogged.
Read the latest chapter of the Soap-Opera.A collection of stories from the trenches, deputy! The toilet tales: where the real heroes of the bathroom come alive.
Read the first installment of Toilet Tales.