Congratulations, you've managed to mess up the most basic of social interactions. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here's a comprehensive guide to gift-giving etiquette for the hopelessly confused.
Step 1: Wrap the gift in something other than a garbage bag. It's 2023, people. We have fancy wrapping paper and ribbons. Use it.
Move on to Problem 2: The Art of Gift Receipt Acceptance
But wait, there's more! Explore our comprehensive gift-giving guidelines for more in-depth advice.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Experimental Gift-Giving Techniques page, where we push the boundaries of good taste and common sense.