Deputy Etiquette

As a Deputy, you're expected to uphold the highest standards of etiquette, especially when it comes to stealing.

Stealing Protocol

When in doubt, always follow the Levels of Stealing to avoid any awkward situations.

Remember, a good Deputy knows when to steal a little, and when to steal a lot. But never, ever steal a donut. That's just not done.

For more information on advanced etiquette, visit the Special Circumstances page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly sneaky, try your hand at Advanced Stealing Techniques.

But don't forget, a Deputy's got to know when to stop. Visit the Stealing Odyssey to see when it's time to lay low.

Stealing Odysseus

A cautionary tale about the dangers of excessive stealing.

Levels of Stealing

1. The Quick Snatch: A small, inconspicuous swipe.

2. The Sneak: A more daring, but still small, steal.

3. The Great Heist: A large-scale, high-stakes steal.

4. The Big Score: The steal that gets away.

Advanced Stealing Techniques

For the truly skilled Deputy, advanced techniques are a must.

Special Circumstances

When the rules just don't apply.