Welcome, pitiful mortal, to the domain of the Grandfather of Chaos. Here, the fabric of reality is tenuous at best, and the laws of physics are merely a distant memory.
As the supreme ruler of this realm, I have decreed that the rules are made up, and the truth is whatever I say they are. So, you'll find that the paths you take will only lead you deeper into the depths of absurdity.
But fear not, for you are not alone in your journey. The Grandmother of Order, my eternal nemesis, is said to be on the warpath, trying to restore balance to the cosmos. Ha! As if that were possible.
Explore the realms within this domain, if you dare: