DEPUTY DENIZEN'S DELICIOUS RECIPE BOOK

CHICKEN WINGS OF DOOM

For when you want to devour your weight in wings

CHICKEN WINGS OF DOOM INSTRUCTIONS

BLACK HOLE BURGER

For those who dare to travel through the fabric of space

A burger so dense it warps the space-time continuum

BLACK HOLE BURGER INSTRUCTIONS BLACK HOLE COOKING TRICKS

QUANTUM QUICHE

A dessert so unstable, it'll collapse in your mouth

For when you want to defy the laws of probability and eat a quiche that will probably collapse

QUANTUM QUICHE INSTRUCTIONS

GRAVITATIONAL PULLED PORK

When gravity just isn't enough to hold it down

A pulled pork so dense, it warps the space-time fabric

GRAVITATIONAL PULLED PORK INSTRUCTIONS

ENTANGLED SUSHI

A sushi so entangled, it'll make you wonder

For when you're in a quantum state of confusion and just want to eat something

ENTANGLED SUSHI INSTRUCTIONS