Chapter 3: Deep Breath-taking: The Art of Doing Nothing, Really Well
In this chapter, we'll explore the lost art of doing nothing, really well. Because, let's face it, someone has to be the office slacker.
Here's a tip: always, always, always use the phrase "I'm just taking a deep breath" as a excuse. It's like a magic spell, but with less magic and more sighs.
Remember, dear deputy, you're not lazy, you're just conserving energy for more important things, like browsing memes.
