In a shocking turn of events, Deputy Denizens across the land have taken to the streets, demanding an increase in the amount of bread provided to them in their daily rations.
Protesters, who claim that the current amount of bread offered is "insufficient" for their needs, have been met with resistance from authorities, who argue that the denizens' demands are "unreasonable" and "excessive."
"We just can't live on stale crackers and hope for the best," said one protesting deputy denizen, who wished to remain anonymous. "We need more bread, and we need it now!"
When asked for comment, the Deputy Denizens' Union released a statement, saying, "We will no longer be silenced by the meager rations we're forced to endure. We demand more bread, or we'll take our demands to the streets."
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