I, Deputy McSnitchface, report a most grievous crime that occurred on 13 April 2023 at 14:45 hours. A most egregious act of larceny was committed against the esteemed proprietor of Cheesy Delight, a local eatery renowned for its fromage.
At approximately 14:45 hours, I observed Geraldo McSniveling, a known associate of the nefarious Known Culprits, entering Cheesy Delight through the rear entrance. Witnesses placed him in possession of a wheel of fine, imported Gruyère.
Further investigation revealed a trail of breadcrumbs leading from the scene, implicating McSniveling in the crime.