Defenseless: A Study in Mediocrity

Welcome to Defenseless, where the art of not trying is taken very seriously. Our team of experts (or not-so-experts) has crafted a comprehensive guide to doing the bare minimum.

Our Mission Statement

We're not really sure what our mission statement is, but we're pretty sure it's something about not getting in the way.

Our Values

Our values include:

Subpages

For further exploration of the art of defenselessness, visit:

The Underachiever's Handbook

The Procrastination Station

The Art of Napping