Designing Defenses Against Unrelenting Awesomeness

We're a think tank dedicated to crafting the most over-the-top, absurdly elaborate defenses against the unrelenting forces of awesomeness that plague our world.

Defense 1: The Absurdly Large Moat of Doom

A 50-foot-deep moat filled with piranha, sharks, and occasionally a giant squid. Its sheer size and terrifying inhabitants will deter even the most determined attackers.

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Defense 2: The Wall of Unspeakable Complexity

Defense 3: The Overly-Humorous Obfuscation System

An ever-changing maze of nested parentheses, recursive functions, and intentionally unclear labels. Its very existence will drive any attacker mad.

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Defense 4: The Unnecessarily Elaborate Gate

A grandiose, 10-story gate made of intricately carved stone, with a 50-foot-long password required for entry. Its sheer scale and complexity will intimidate even the most skilled attackers.

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