We're a think tank dedicated to crafting the most over-the-top, absurdly elaborate defenses against the unrelenting forces of awesomeness that plague our world.
A 50-foot-deep moat filled with piranha, sharks, and occasionally a giant squid. Its sheer size and terrifying inhabitants will deter even the most determined attackers.
View Moat DetailsAn ever-changing maze of nested parentheses, recursive functions, and intentionally unclear labels. Its very existence will drive any attacker mad.
View Obfuscation DetailsA grandiose, 10-story gate made of intricately carved stone, with a 50-foot-long password required for entry. Its sheer scale and complexity will intimidate even the most skilled attackers.
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