Privacy Policy for the Most Exclusive Club in the Multiverse

By joining our club, you agree to surrender all your personal info to our highly secure, highly questionable servers.

We will use this info to:

• Track your every move on our website, including but not limited to, your mouse movements, scroll speed, and snack preferences.
• Send you targeted, highly personalized, and slightly disturbing ads based on your browsing history.
• Share your info with our partners, including but not limited to, our favorite robot overlords and sentient AIs.
• Use your info to create highly accurate, slightly disturbing, and totally-not-made-up profiles of you, including but not limited to, your favorite pizza toppings and deepest fears.

By continuing to browse this site, you agree to our Terms of Service and Cookie Policy. Don't like it? Too bad. You're already in.