DEFENSES: Limited Edition Marketing Tricks

Welcome to the most exclusive club in the world of marketing. You're now part of the DEFENSES elite, where the art of manipulation meets the science of persuasion.

Here are some defensive tactics to protect your marketing empire from the common folk:

• 1. Deploy the art of misdirection: Use humor and satire to make your competitors look ridiculous.
• 2. Create an illusion of scarcity: Make people believe there's only one of you, when in fact, you're just really, really good at faking it.
• 3. Bait and switch: Make people fall in love with a product, then take it away, only to replace it with something even better, but not really.

Stay ahead of the game with these exclusive tactics, and remember: in the world of DEFENSES, only the strong survive.

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