Understandin' the In-Laws' Beauty Routines

Step 1: The Daily Ritual

Every morning, your in-law wakes up, stretches, and begins the arduous process of applying 17 layers of foundation.

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Step 3: The Lipstick Labyrinth

After applying the foundation, they proceed to apply 7 different shades of lipstick, each one a bold statement about their personal brand.

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Step 4: The Mascara Mayhem

With their lips now a kaleidoscope of color, they move on to apply 12 different types of mascara, each one a battle for the most dramatic lashes.

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Step 5: The Brow-talizing Conquest

Now that their face is a masterpiece of color and dimension, they tackle the brows, applying 5 different shades of brow gel, each one a declaration of their independence.

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Step 6: The Finishing Touches

With their face a symphony of colors, they add the final touches: a spritz of perfume, a dab of deodorant, and a sprinkle of fairy dust.

Step 7: The Final Act

They take a selfie, post it on social media, and wait for the likes and comments to roll in, all while secretly wondering if anyone would even notice if they skipped this entire routine.

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