It's time to tackle the mane of your in-laws. A good place to start is to understand their love for hairspray. Yes, you read that right. Hairspray. It's the key to their tresses' tamed tangles and teased triumphs.
Step 3-2 involves mastering the ancient art of hairspray application. A gentle touch will not do. No, no. You must unleash the full fury of the can. Spray, spray, spray, until the hair is a majestic, towering monument to your in-laws' ego.
A special note on hairspray safety: always use gloves. Trust us, you don't want to be that person.