Warning: The following tactics are not for the faint of heart.
1. Use your sister-in-law as a human guinea pig for A/B testing.
2. Document your competitors' every move with a camera hidden behind a potted plant.
3. Launch a surprise Facebook attack with 100,000 automated 'I love you, bro!' posts.
4. Turn your employees into robotic marketing machines with a memo randomizer app.
5. Host a mass memo randomization event with a robotic host, because humans are so 2000s.