What in Laws Want for Halloween

Apparently, it's not the candy that's a problem, but the lawyers.

According to sources close to the matter, the in-laws are demanding an extra $50 for trick-or-treating, citing "exorbitant candy costs" and "unfair labor practices."

But don't worry, we've got a solution: What the Lawyers Want for Halloween is just around the corner.

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