| Compass Direction | Compass Degree | Resulting Action |
|---|---|---|
| North | 90 | Go get a hug from your favorite stuffed animal. |
| East | 180 | Start a fire in the kitchen. Just saying. |
| South | 270 | Write a strongly worded letter to your ex. |
| West | 360 | Buy a lottery ticket. You're basically guaranteed to win. |