Primary Tension Diagnoses: Because You Clearly Need Help

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Are you experiencing:

Unrelenting anxiety over the meaning of life?
Paralyzing indecisiveness over what to eat for breakfast?
Excessive worrying about the impending doom of a looming deadline?

Maybe You Need to Talk to Our Expert in Existential Crisis Or Perhaps Our Specialist in Procrastination Problems Can Help