According to our advanced diagnostic algorithms, you're exhibiting some... interesting signs:
1. Excessive sweating of the brow
This could be a sign that the apocalypse is near. Or you just really like the taste of salt.
2. Inability to stop watching cat videos
This could be a sign that you're secretly a feline overlords' minion.
3. Uncontrollable urge to eat Cheetos
This could be a sign that you're secretly a snack-based life form.
Don't worry, it's just a minor case of the Inevitable Doom. We'll get you fixed up in no time! Quantum Flux
Or, you know, you could just take a few deep breaths and try to ignore it. We won't tell anyone you're a mess of doom.