Edict 1: Thou shalt be on time

For the benefit of all, thou shalt arrive at all appointed times.

• Be punctual, or face the wrath of the Overlord.
• Make eye contact, or face the scorn of the masses.
• Be of good moral fiber, or risk banishment to the dungeons.

Next Edict: Edict 2: Thou shalt not be late to the meeting.