EDICT 3: The Dictator's Decree

By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Leader, hereby declare:

That all employees are now required to wear neon pink jumpsuits to work every Friday.

This edict is non-negotiable, and failure to comply will result in severe consequences.

See also:

• EDICT 4: Mandatory Monday Morning Meditation
• EDICT 5: The Great Cookie Heist

Remember, obedience is mandatory.