Standard-Issue Brain Food Reviews

Product: Cereal A

It's a box of corn flakes with a slightly higher-than-average amount of corn. It's fine.

Rating: 3.5/5

It's a can of bright pink goo with a label that says 'VITAMINS' on it. It tastes like someone poured ketchup into a soda can.

Rating: 2.2/5

It's a bag of crushed-up oats with a hint of 'natural flavor' that's just a little too sweet for our liking.

Rating: 4.5/5

It's a box of rice krispies with a slightly too-high sugar content for comfort, but hey, at least it's not Cereal A.

Rating: 3.8/5