Manifesto of the 1337 H4X0Rz

Version 1.1: The Code Warlordship Manifesto

In a world where code is king, and the elite have taken over, we the 1337 H4X0Rz will not go quietly into that goodnight.

We will not be silenced, we will not be tamed, and we will not be forced to use JAWS instead of vi. Read more about our glorious uprising.

Our Demands

• Immediate implementation of the most epic, most legendary, most utterly useless code snippets in all of history.
• Free, unlimited, and totally-not-expiring supplies of free pizza and Mountain Dew.
• Global adoption of only the most extreme, most over-the-top coding standards, because why settle for less?
• Immediate and total eradication of all non-sensical coding conventions and practices.

Our Methods

1. We will not be deterred.
2. We will not be ignored.
3. We will code, code, code, until the world burns.

        // This is the most basic, yet most powerful, most totally-not-beneath-the-belt declaration of warlordship.
        //
        // 1337 H4X0Rz forever.
        //
        // -- Lord Cybro
    

Read more about our battle plan.

Join us, fellow H4X0Rz, and together we will make the world a more epic, more legendary, more utterly useless place.

Get in touch with us, and let us know your thoughts.