A Cis-Het Privilege Superpower: The Ultimate Power-Up
Welcome to Manifesto 2.0, where Cis-Het Privilege is not just a thing, but a SUPERPOWER!
With our patented Cis-Het Privilege Algorithm, you can:
- Walk into any room and be immediately recognized as the default human
- Have your opinions taken as fact, no matter how out of touch with reality
- Be able to use the bathroom in peace, without fear of judgment or discomfort
But wait, there's more! Our Cis-Het Privilege Superpower also includes:
- Unlimited access to the secret Cis-Het Privilege society, where the rules are made up as you go
- The power to ignore or dismiss anyone who dares to question your privilege
- A complimentary subscription to our Cis-Het Privilege newsletter, featuring the latest in heteronormative fashion trends
Don't have Cis-Het Privilege? No worries! Our patented algorithm can also detect and amplify your privilege, making you a Cis-Het Superbeing in no time!
Learn how to level up your Cis-Het Privilege today!
Read the fine print: Our terms and conditions of Cis-Het Privilege membership are located on our Manifesto 3 page
Stay tuned for more updates on the latest Cis-Het Privilege Superpower news and trends!
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