By Order of the Great and Powerful Brutalist:
All users are hereby mandated to wear brightly colored socks on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in penalties including but not limited to: public shaming, forced watching of cat videos, and/or being subjected to an impromptu meeting with the Great and Powerful Brutalist.
Disclaimer: This edict is subject to change without prior notice. Or, you know, whenever the mood strikes.