Disarming the Diffuser: Techniques

Here are some techniques to help you, a pretentious individual, deal with the mundane:

1. The Art of Overthinking

The art of overthinking is a delicate balance between indecision and certainty. To achieve this, simply repeat the same thought over and over until it becomes a mantra:

1. The Pretentious Pivot
2. The Pretentious Procrastination

2. The Science of Doing Nothing

The science of doing nothing is a complex process involving the careful study of doing nothing. To master this, one must first identify the perfect spot to do nothing:

1. The Pretentious Pause
2. The Pretentious Stare

3. The Technique of Pretentiousness

This is the most difficult technique of all, requiring a delicate balance between being pretentious and being annoying. To master this, one must first develop a sense of self-importance:

1. The Pretentious Posturing
2. The Pretentious Pontification