Project 1: The Invention of the Century (or so we thought)

Join us on the most ambitious project ever conceived! A machine that can turn thoughts into physical objects. Because, why not?

• Currently in development since 2009.
• Has a 50% chance of turning your thoughts into sentient, self-aware, slightly-uncooperative entities.
• Funded by a mysterious benefactor with questionable sanity.

Visit our Design Documentation to see the intricate blueprints.

We're also working on a Mental Mechanic to fine-tune your brain waves into perfect, non-buggy code.

Join us and together we'll create... something.

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