Ingredients:

1 cup of burnt biscuits
2 cups of regret
1 tablespoon of shattered dreams
1 teaspoon of disappointment
1/4 teaspoon of hopelessness

Instructions:

Preheat your heart to "just give up" temperature.
Mix burnt biscuits with regret, until they form a solid mass of heartache.
Add shattered dreams and a dash of disappointment. Stir until well combined.
Top with a sprinkle of hopelessness, and serve with a side of tears.
Enjoy your romantic disaster, served with a side of burnt biscuits and regret!

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: heartbreak, relationship collapse, and spontaneous combustion. Consume at your own risk.

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