When faced with a disaster date, remember: panic not, but rather, pivot.
Here are some expert tips to salvage what's left of your dignity:
- Avoid eye contact; it's like trying to outrun a swarm of bees.
- Use your surroundings to your advantage; a nearby fire hydrant can be a great conversation starter.
- When all else fails, feign interest; who needs authenticity, really?
- And, of course, always keep your escape plan handy, just in case.
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